If it hasn’t been made clear in my prior posts, I am going on a long trip. During this trip I will perform various sundry acts of exercise that will leave me schweatty.
Yes, schweaty.
So, you say, if one is sweaty…urm…schweatty, musn’t one wipe that schweattiness off of one’s body in order to keep smelling like a sweet sweet rose? That is, to clean one’s self.
Man, this is difficult to say. I feel like I am doing a bad job in leading into this whole topic. Let me start over again…
I am bringing with me multiple sundries of toiletries in order to keep clean and flowery. These are listed as follows:
- Toenail / fingernail clippers
- Q Tips (Made of organic cotton)
- Deodorant (Tom’s of Maine)
- Shampoo (in bar form aka “J.R. Liggett’s” Old-Fashioned Bar Shampoo)
- Soap (in bar form aka Dr Bronner’s Magic Pure Castile Soap)
- Floss (Some tea tree oil shizzat)
- Tooth brush with replacement brush cartridges (Fuchs)
- Toothpaste (Jason)
- Razor (Mach 3 from Gillette. I know they make a 4 and 5 blade razor, but isn’t 3 blades enough? Can’t we all get along?)
- Soap Nuts laundry liquid soap. You gotta love the soapy nuts.
- Scissors (for chopping down the forest of hair that grows on the male body…but only so much to keep me looking one step above Neanderthal.)
- Toilet paper
- Chap Stick
- Sun Block
So these materials will be packed deep into my sack and I will use them to keep me looking presentable. I will store them in my sack. I will reach down deep into my sack to get them. I will keep myself clean and smelling like a rose.