“Stop bugs dead in their tracks!”
“I’m not drunk.”
“Tell that to a breathalyzer.”
…I’m bringing insect repellent on the trip in order to keep the bugs away. The kind of repellent that I picked up contains only natural ingredients. It’s called All Terrain. Those motherf#$ckas make it real tight with the active ingredients of Citronella, Soybean, Peppermint, Cedar, Lemongrass and Geranium. I can’t say whether or not it works, but if there is a high likelihood that I won’t be showering for days on end the last thing that I want sitting on my skin is DEET or some other chemical that will make me impotent or stupid.
All Terrain may keep the bugs away, but what I really need is people repellent. Something to keep the thieves, conservatives and Jehovahs away. I’ll talk more about my hand cannon in a later post.
It sounds like this spray would make an excellent salad dressing as well. Yum!