The Bohemian Bastard
Cut from bad cloth and shirking all communal responsibilities, the Bohemian Bastard is severely biased with a sharply left-leaning agenda and a penchant for alcohol. Though his sources are suspect and articles seemingly exaggerated and one-sided, liberals, hippies, naturopathic enthusiasts, vegans, societal deadbeats, global warming alarmists and animal lovers will all find here a source for confirmation of their deeply rooted, passionate, yet poorly backed views. Having no journalistic training, yet having worked in cafes for two years while attending a liberal arts college, the Bohemian Bastard is a future contender and potential qualifier for many well known English writing prizes and awards.
Unpaid Journalist 1
Having been promised a cut of the proceeds once biasedbohemian.com goes public through its IPO, Unpaid Journalist 1 conjures up meaty articles of questionable integrity daily in hopes of making it big with a front page bohemian cover story.
Hipster Jim
Hipster Jim (aka “Private”) is a resident of Portland Oregon, bohemian mecca of the United States. Though yet to find acceptance within the Hipster majority that holds the city in a death grip, the self-titled Hipster has in fact gone several months without a hair cut or shower and may own one or two T-shirts bearing a print and/or logo. Critics argue whether or not the shirts are vintage, but the Hipster will not disclose his sources. Though most of his time is spent persuading friends to loan him a couch to sleep on for the night, Hipster Jim occasionally writes enlightening yet somewhat paranoid and unnecessarily damning articles for Biased Bohemian.